Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed, and I don't want you to look in it until I die. " Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her, and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1. 5 million dollars in cash. When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, "Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you. " Hillary said, "Well, that's not bad after all these years, and you being a politician, and traveling and all. " She was about to leave, but then she said, "Hey, Bill, what about the 1. 5 million dollars? " Bill replied, "That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in. " |